Thursday, July 27, 2006

Why didn't I think of this sooner?

I just added a subsciption bar to the far right. Now you can get emails letting you know that I have added a new blog. How sweet is that? Now there's no more yelling at me for not blogging!! Yay, for me!! Big yay for my constant readers!!!

If JT only knew...

My my how times have changed:

You are Sean Little.

Let's pretend for a moment if you that you are Sean Little. You're known to be times. You've been lucky enough to get pulled over and not arrested because you were driving drunk. In all honesty though, you are a good guy. Despite what everyone thinks about you. Last night you decide to let Santi drag you to the Young Execs Happy Hour, even though you had plans to go to Blues on the Green. You really wanted to spend time with Ex#2 and you would never let Santi know that you had a crush on him, even though Santi already knows this. The happy hour was fun and exciting, and you got to hear all about Santi and the Kickball league he is joining(Go TEAM RAMROD!). You begin to get jealous that you weren't invited to join the league, so you decide to go out and smoke cigarette after cigarette. You call Emma and she let's you know all about Panama. You're jealous because you are still single, you think of how lovely the married guy was but then you digress the thought. He was in fact married. Santi and others decide to go to Logan's for Post-Happy Hour drinks and food. You can't believe that Logan's has food but you give in because 'Bob' says that if you are too drunk to drive she will give you a ride home(not to repeat the pull over incident again). Santi also offers to buy you drinks later and when Santi offers to buy you a drink, you have to say yes because this like never happens. At dinner you enjoy listening to Snippy talking to strange mexican men who just happen to be with our party. Snippy is always funny, and you enjoy talking to her when Mexican guy #1 is talking about retrieving data that is lost on computers and always finding porn. You laugh even more when Mex#1 says that he gets the most guy on guy porn from married men. You think of the love lost in North Dallas again but forget all about it when Santi and Snippy start saying, "Now what married guy would do that?". Or, "Who would sleep with a married guy?". You realize that dating a married guy was a really bad idea and you're glad that you got out of North Dallas. After dinner you head over to Spill where the drinks are only a are the shots. You meet HWSNBN and realize that Santi is right about him being scandalous. HWSNBN gets you involved in a marathon of shots. After about 5 rounds, you bow out and run into Mr. 'Bob' and Snippy, also doing a round of shots. Justin Timberlake's new song begins to play and you totally diss Snippy and Mr. 'Bob'. You join Santi, 'Bob' and HWSNBN who are tearing the dance floor up. 'Bob' is excited that Tara Reid has decided not to show up and she is really dancing her ass off. You laugh inside because you love 'Bob'. Later after Santi has left you and gone home you are with 'Bob' and she is obviously drunker than you are(she went 10 rounds in the shot marathon) and wonder how you are getting home. You and HWSNBN have hit it off really well but you remember that he is scandalous. As you are discussing the getting home situation with 'Bob', HWSNBN offers you a ride. You really don't want to drive and you debate the pros and cons of driving and going with HWSNBN. You decide that going with HWSNBN isn't a bad idea because you won't be slutty anymore...or atleast for tonight. HWSNBN drives you home and nothing happens. He doesn't even put moves on you. You wonder if he thinks that you are ugly, but then you realize that you are Sean Little and you are totally not ugly. You are very proud of yourself when you get home.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

I wanna be a celebrity!!

Cat has started naming all of friends after celebrities in order to protect the innocent. Unlike myself who decided to start naming names of people I know. Only later to realize that this was a bad idea so I came up with crafty(and original) names like Ex#2 and Sean Little. So this is my plea to Cat. PLEASE GIVE ME A GOOD NAME!!! Lance Bass will do just fine ;-)

Talk about HOT!!!!

If you haven't read this yet, you need to. Apparently, Lance Bass of N'Sync is a card carrying homo. Yay, I said HOMO. He's also dating Reichen who won The Amazing Race. Now that's a hot couple, just look: Here's some of the article: Lance Bass of `N Sync Reveals He's Gay Jul 26, 10:37 AM EST The Associated Press Lance Bass, band member of 'N Sync, says he's gay and in a "very stable" relationship with a reality show star. Bass, who formed 'N Sync with Justin Timberlake, JC Chasez, Joey Fatone and Chris Kirkpatrick, tells People magazine that he didn't earlier disclose his sexuality because he didn't want to affect the group's popularity. "I knew that I was in this popular band and I had four other guys' careers in my hand, and I knew that if I ever acted on it or even said (that I was gay), it would overpower everything," he tells the magazine. 'N Sync is known for a string of hits including "Bye Bye Bye" and "It's Gonna Be Me." The band went on hiatus in 2002. Bass has also found headlines for undertaking astronaut training and failing to raise money for a trip into space. Bass says he wondered if his coming out could prompt "the end of 'N Sync." He explains, "So I had that weight on me of like, `Wow, if I ever let anyone know, it's bad.' So I just never did." Click here to read more.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Sorry "Bob"

"Bob" sent me this email today, pleading that I need to blog because she has nothing to read about. I'm sorry "Bob" and other readers but I honestly have nothing to write about. It's truly a non drama filled week for me. Which I might add is quite a bit scary for me. I mean maybe this is some kind of calm before the storm type of thing. Who knows? So until I have something to write about why don't you guys catch up on the goings on in the Big Brother house. They are always doing something and they're entertaining, unlike me as of late. Well I guess that pretty much sums up my blog for Tuesday. Man, I wish it was Friday or Saturday even. There is supposed to be this party for a friend who is leaving themed, "High School Stereotypes". Emma is supposed to be the prom queen/slut but that's not really a far stretch for her. Sorry Ems, ya know I love you and I'm kidding. I'm thinking of being the closeted jock, maybe I show up in a speedo. Nah, that would require me to shave my legs and I did that once. It was a bitch. Oh, yea I got a new haircut. It's cute, I'm wondering what HWSNBN will think. Who is HWSNBN? Well, have you ever seen Harry Potter and they don't talk about the big bad guy instead they just call him 'He who shall not be named'. Well that's the name that Emma, Cat, Snippy and I have given to...well it doesn't matter who we gave it to. You really don't want to know. It's not that good of a story. Actually, it's a quite funny, sad, and true story. But I can't tell you about it. I promised not to tell anyone about it...well after I told Cat, Emma, Snippy, J-Boo, RT, Bren, Tracy, and well everyone else who doesn't know who HWSNBN is. That's gonna change tommorow cause J-Boo is going with me to Happy Hour. Speaking of J-Boo she's joining that whole kick ball thing with us. It should be fun. But I wonder, "Should I start practicing now?" "Should I start running?" Should I quit smoking?" "Will there be hot shirtless men?" The questions are endless. wait what was I saying about not having nothing to blog about? ;-)

Bringing Sexy back.

You have got to hear the new Justin Timberlake song. At first I was like 'ehhh this song sucks', because I thought it was this one hit wonder type of thing. Then I found out it was JT's song. I mean this man couldn't make a bad song right?

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Sometimes it's good to be...Good?

Yesterday I signed this new client and during the whole process there was this subtle flirting going on between. The guy was a total queen but I had to do my job and was completely charasmatic with him. Bad idea. Last night Joseph called me because he wanted to go out. Seeing that I was excited that the week was going well I decided to go. At first it seemed like a bad idea because Joseph was going on and on about how he missed his ex boyfriend. I wanted to gouge my eyes out. To lighten the mood, I decided we should go to 219 West because J-Boo's roomie works there and he knows how to hook a drink up. Ergo giving me the ability to ignore Joseph's agony. Now don't get me wrong, I like Joseph. Honestly, I have a crush on the guy but that probably won't go anywhere. Well after 219 we head over to Oilcan's for some dancing and hot half naked boys. Enter Donnie, the client I signed earlier in the day. He was all over me. Maybe he was drunk, maybe he really wanted me. The fact of the matter is and I swear to god that it took ever muscle in my body to say no. But seriously I have to be professional on some kind of level, right? I told him to back off, not in RT's way of saying BACK OFF but simply back off! Then Joseph starting feeling the effects of alcohol and he started to hit on me and wanting me to spend the night. "Just to cuddle" he says, "Just to cuddle my ass" I my head of course. I told him that I knew what would happen and it's not a good idea. I like the boy, I actually like him and I don't want it to be just a fling because he's lonely. I've learned that lesson. Like Emma says, "Am I growing up?"

Man, Degrassi does go there!

So since my younger sister decided to get me into Degrassi. I've decided I should watch an episode. Man, do these kids in Canada have drama. I mean, serious drama! The episode that I watched was called 'Shout'. This episode was about Paige and Spinner. First of all, who the hell is named Spinner anyways? How lame is that? Well ya see Spinner and Paige have the cliche soap opera on again off again relationship. In this episode Paige is suppose to meet Spinner but ends up backing out of the date and going to a party and getting raped by Dean. The hot older guy from another school. Ya Degrassi, does go there.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

15 seconds of fame!

A certian friend was on a certian reality show. I was featured during 15 seconds of the show in the background. I was so excited!!! I know I know it's so lame of me, but alas who cares.

Degrassi...It goes there.

Marcellas wrote about this show called Degrassi. I saw it last night with Granny Bren(*wink*) and my little sister. My little sister went off on this tangent about so and so doing this and I was like damn! Degrassi does go there. Here is Marcellas take on the show: So I am this crazy fan of Degrassi: The Next Generation. Yeah, I know I'm staring down 75. And yeah, I know it's a kid show. I'm aware me watching Degrassi is the equivalent of a high-schooler watching Barney but I love it. Over Holiday I watched the Degrassi Weekend Marathon and I am hooked. When I die and come back, I wanna be Emma. (Who after having a gun pointed at her and almost being shot, went bad and started giving blow jobs down @ the Van, where the bad kids hang. She got gonorrhea from local hood Jay. Don't worry, a bit of therapy and penicillin and she is as good as new.) She's the prettiest girl in school in my opinion... click here to read more.

Friday, July 14, 2006

Giving sports a try.

I haven't talked about SD in awhile, huh? Well that's because he's "married" now and his girlfriend thinks that I hate her, which I don't. I think that she's just something that I call Santi-ealousy. It's cool, maybe she'll come around soon. Now everyone knows I don't play sports. J-boo invited to play pool with her one time and I was like, "Ummm I don't play sports" She laughed because Pool isn't technically a sport but more of a past time or something like that. With that being said, I've decided to give kickball a try. Thanks to Snippy. I love her by the way. Have I mentioned that? No I don't think I have but I do. I'm so glad that I was so obsessed that I joined the message board and met Emma and Cat. Through Emma I've met Diego and Di and through Cat I got to meet Snippy and HWSNBN. So back to the whole sports thing: Well yesterday SD and I played Disk Golf for the 3rd time. I like this sport. Why, you ask? Well I get to hang out with SD who is like the brother I never had. He brings out the straight side of me, that is if there is a straight side. On top of getting to hang out with SD, I get to go outdoors-which I love. I get to drink beer and spit. It's great, and as soon as SD sends me the pics I'll post them. Happy B-day shout out goes to Bren who turns 54 today(no really she is 54 years old). Enjoy your weekend, I know I will.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Blues on the Green: The Second

Here's the first BOTG Connecting the dots. Yesterday, man yesterday was so exhausting and fun at the same time. First I had to go to this never ending ‘God someone plese shoot me’ training class that my boss thought would be a good thing to send me to. I wanted to send her a memo that said, “Hey the joke wasn’t funny. But do you wanna hear a good one? You’re fat”. Don’t worry I didn’t because I’m loving the new job. That and the new raise. Woot! Woot! Go me! Dinner #1 was with the bestfriend who decided to take a sabbatical recently. That went well because you can’t beat McCormick’s and Schmick’s 1.95 Happy Hour. Jaime and I then went to pick up the Infamous O, and we were off to Blues on the Green. Man oh Man did I want to grab IO and Jaime by their throats. "We can’t sit here, there’s too much sun. Let’s sit here next to the cute boys. No let’s sit here." I finally gave up and flopped everything down. Then the troops arrived and the irony began to roll. Ex#2 arrived with Rodrick (Have I mentioned they are boyfriends now? I wanted to slap Ex#2 when I found out but I have to play nice.). Figa also arrived with Ex#2’s bestfriend Vero and Bobby, a mutual friend of all of ours. Then I had to run all the way across the field to find Emma, Snippy and “Bob”.I finally got to meet Emma’s new beau Panama. He’s cute. Cute in the ‘I just went through puberty and my voice is cracking kind of cute’. Sean arrived shortly after everyone else did. Drunk as usual and demanding that someone find him some pot. I don't know how many times i've told that boy I don't smoke but he just won't listen. A common thing last night was “*insert name* I’ve read all about you. That’s Ex#2? Snippy your such a good writer! Sean you're such a lush and a slut! Man, Emma I’ve heard so much about you! “Bob” has nice noobs. Santi is god. Ok, I made the last one up but still ya get the point. The concert was great with a few minor interruptions. I pretty much think that everyone had a good time. The night wasn’t over just yet though. “Bob”, Emma, Snippy and I all wanted a Mexican Martini from Trudy’s. So “Bob” called Mr. Bob so he would meet us. But most importantly so that we could all have a gorgeous man to look at over dinner and drinks. When we get there we find out that there is a thirty minute wait. Excuse me? Me wait? Never. Luckily, Luis was there and we just joined his table. And now I’m at work wishing that I was still on the Zilker lawn listening to some unknown blues playing and loving my friends. Emma and "Bob" have their own versions of last night. If ya wanna read them you know where to go!

Monday, July 10, 2006

The return of the Ex.

You should probably read the entire, "A tale of two exes" Saga first. Click here and scroll down. It's long and dramatic and well I really don't want to rehash it. As you well know Ex#2 and I are really good friends and have been for a very long time. On Friday he let me know that Ex#1 was in town and of course I was like, "Let's go wreak havoc and piss him off". Jokingly, of course. We didn't and I didn't think I was going to see him. Man was I wrong. I went to RCC last night with Ex#2, Rodrick, Figa, Adrian and Brandon met us there. Immediately when I got to the bar, who do I see? Lance Armstrong. Ok, Yea-fucking-right I saw Lance. Man if I saw him do you know what I would do? Ok, nevermind you don't wanna know what I would do that man. So Ex#1 is all shocked to see me, and I'm shocked that he's shocked. He asks how I've been and I'm like, "fuck off asshole". Ok, I didn't I was like, "I'm good, we'll talk in a second and I need to get a drink first because I have a feeling I'm going to be talking to you for awhile." I get my drink and when I'm walking away my stalker asks me if I want another one. I contemplate it and wonder if a drink is really worth 6000 phone calls. Do you know what I did? Of course you know what I did, I took the drink and ran! As I'm walking over to Ex#1 my heart begins beating faster and faster. What am I going to say? Am I going to activate The Bitch Switch? Am I going to use this new drink as a weapon? When I got to him, the words well they just weren't coming to me. So I hug him instead and we begin talking. We haven't talked in over a year so there was alot to be said. I talked about my exit from the previous job and how I just love my new job and that I'm still-fucking-single. Then things got a little more interesting. I started talking about my old roomate Chase and the bad months I had because of my old job and now I'm doing a whole lot better and he just looks at me with those eyes. Those eyes that made me fall in love with him, the ones that made me trust him again, the ones and that stabbed me in the fucking heart. He goes, "Even after all this time I still read right through you" I'm like "Excuse me?" and not excuse in the ' I didn't hear you', it was the excuse me 'Oh no you just didn't bitch'. He responds with, "You say your doing fine and you're happy but I can tell that inside you really not satisfied or content with the way things are. Nice save. So then we continue going into this downhill of emotions conversation about me and him. The past, the tale of two exes saga, how I felt betrayed by him, by the fact that I don't trust myself around him. Mind you he keeps buying me drinks and you can ask Emma. I talk ALOT when I'm drinking, I mean A WHOLE LOT. Like 30 times more than I do when I'm sober and when I'm sober I still talk ALOT. So it was all just pouring out, and he was pouring shit out too and then Ex#2 comes up to us with Rodrick and I lean over to his ear and say, "Get me away from him, I can't talk to him especially under these circumstances" The asshole fucker fuckface goes, "Santi, you need to do this one on your own" And I did for the most part. So there you are ladies and gentlemen, Ex#1 and I are now on speaking terms again. The love of my life is back in the picture and that's a scary thing. Luckily he lives 5 hours away and I have no reason or inclination to re-ignite anything. Which I'm sure he doesn't either but still, we are speaking again...I think. I emailed him today so we shall see. Oh and Gudpackage: Yes there is a god and his name is Me. ;-)

Saturday, July 08, 2006

I know I know

Dear faithful readers: (all 5 of you). I just want to apologize for the fact that for the last two weeks I have overloaded this blog with Big Brother stuff. I can't help it, it's my summer crack. I even tried out for the show last year if you don't remember. I love this show but I promise after this week I won't blog about it anymore...ok well maybe, we'll see. I promise to have something good on Monday.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Cat has joined blogger

Now you can read about how scandalous Cat, Emma, Snippy and I really are!!!

Sunday, July 02, 2006

The Keyword is...

Sean is an idiot, plain and simple. This past friday he went downtown and got absolutely freaking wasted. When I saw him out it was almost an embarassment to be speaking to him. After convincing him to go home he calls me the next day: Santi, I got pulled over and got a ticket. They didn't arrest you? No, but they did find a open beer under my passenger's seat. They did? And they still didn't arrest you? No, I told the cop that I had one word for him regarding the beer. What did you tell him? I said, 'Santiago'. And the cop responded with 'Santiago?' I said, 'Yes I gave my friend Santiago a ride home and he must have dumped that under my seat. I honestly was kind of mad but at the same time it was kind of funny. Let's hope when Sean reads this he will know that drinking and driving is bad. But the keyword here is : Santiago.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

Bunny is back!!!

Big Brother's funniest blogger is back!!!