Thursday, February 16, 2006

Willie..wait what?

You know I have loved Willie Nelson for many years now, mostly because he's an Austinite and there are various other reasons that I shall not state on here but I'm sure you get the point. I actually ran into Willie Nelson last year during South by Southwest, surprisingly I was star struck like I normally am. Well I recently found out that Willie released a gay-theme cowboy song called, "Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly (Fond of Each Other)" (which you can only find on itunes. Here's a small tidbit of the song's lyrics: There’s many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas; There’s many a young boy who feels things he can’t comprehend. Well a small town don’t like it when somebody falls between sexes, No, small town don’t like it when a cowboy has feelings for men. Well I believe in my soul that inside every man there’s the feminine, And inside every lady there’s a deep manly voice loud and clear. Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he’s done with his women, But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer. Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other, S ay, what do you think all them saddles and boots was about? And there’s many a cowboy who don’t understand the way that he feels for his brother, And inside every cowboy there’s a lady that’d love to slip out. And there’s always somebody who says what the others just whisper, And mostly that someone’s the first one to get shot down dead. So when you talk to a cowboy don’t treat him like he was a sister, You can’t fuck with the lady that’s sleepin’ in each cowboy’s head. Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other, What did you think all them saddles and boots was about? And there’s many a cowboy who don’t understand the way that he feels for his brother, Inside every lady there’s a cowboy that wants to slip out. And inside every cowboy there’s a lady that’d love to slip out. On the heels of Brokeback Mountain I want to commend Willie for his valient effort in progressing the gay movement. Even if it's just in a song about cowboys.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

A misadventure for...Chase.

Ok so about 2 months ago Chase comes home and tells me about this incredible evening that she had with this Marine she had met down on 6th Street. I laughed at her story and put the information in my brain for blackmail later. Well on Tuesday we all went out because it was Luis' birthday and don't you know that the Lavaca Street Bar has 1.00 Tecates? I mean seriously how great is that? Well after about 6 or 8 or 10 Tecates we all decided that William was going to enter the stripping contest at Charlie's and give Luis all of his winnings. William didn't know about this plan but we were sure that he would be up for it once he found out. So we get there and we schmooze like we always do and the Amateur stripping contest begins and halfway through the show Chase grabs me and says, "Santi, that's him. That's the random Marine.". I'm like WTF?!?! and look at said Random Marine and kind of laugh inside because he is really hot and think to myself 'oh gurl he REAL GAY'. But I don't tell Chase that. Of course not. And now as I'm standing there trying to flirt with Rome, like I have been for the last couple of nights Chase runs off to smoke a cigarette with some of her friends since you can't fucking smoke in a bar in this city anymore(I mean seriously WTF?!) and right after she walks away, RM comes out as the next contestant in the strip contest, I swear to god I have never ran so fast in my life. I grabbed Chase and completely queened out and was all. "Gurl he is stripping!". Now she was in her buzzed head so she asks, "Who?". I pause not believing that she didn't know what I was talking about and say, "The RM!" and trust me we have never ran so fast in our lives. Needless to say thanks to Chase's one night encounter RM won because of us and after that I told Chase that we are forbidden to go to Charlie's for Amateur strip night ever again. Oh yea and William never entered the contest, thank god.

Please stop!

Ok so he called me from a Houston number last Friday. Then on Sunday I went out with Luis, Chase and Rome and I ran into him again. He tried to talk me yet again. Seriously I mean how can someone not get the point? Oh and then it gets better he called me YET again. I went all bitch on him but no that didn't work because someone obviously cannot get the hint. He then text messaged me. I told him to fuck off. I think it worked.