She's number one to me.
Well the season of Big Brother is officially over for me. The finale is on Tuesday but I personally don't care who wins or loses. The best Big Brother player to ever to play the game was evicted last night. So I'm gonna drink one for our little Janey.
posted by Velvetsaje at 9/17/2005 01:55:00 PM
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the show won't be interesting until your on it is all i have to say. they'll have to rename it "Big Brother Santi" where the cameras just follow you around all the time watching you do the fucked up things, bitchy things, faggy things, mean things, vendictive things, manipulative things and all around santi things you do.
Camera one:
santi enters bathroom, dressed only in his "chanclas" as he calls them and a pair of swimming trunks, hungover at 3 in the afternoon of course, and 5 minutes later santi come out of bathroom with an "alert" look on his face rubbing his nose.
camera two:
santi exits bathroom and enters kitchen picks knife up of off table and goes into living room.
camera three:
follows santi into living room, when with his right hand, sticks into his pocket to pull out cigarettes while simultaneously nonchalantly passing by the couch and driving knife into gullet of asshole who cost the house a week of PB and J, never breaking walking stride to
camera four:
as he enters the courtyard, lighting up his cigarette, walking by the table, picking up the beer he cracked open 10 minutes ago, walks up stairs into hot tub sits down and lets out one long smoke stack.
aaaaaaaaaaaand scene.
this is sad but true.
I'm gonna try again next year...they better fucking pick me!!
or else you'll stab'em in the gullet with a knife... with colonel mustard... in the observatory!
exactly!!
You do drugs!????
"Camera one:
santi enters bathroom, dressed only in his "chanclas" as he calls them and a pair of swimming trunks, hungover at 3 in the afternoon of course, and 5 minutes later santi come out of bathroom with an "alert" look on his face rubbing his nose."
*rolls eyes* no homonunculus just likes to make things up because they are funny
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