Meet and Greet.

Meet Brandon-Back when I was in high school one of my really good friends, Joe had this really hot-probably-gay cousin Brandon, who shortly after high school moved to Austin. I could really careless about it because he was/is a non-entity to me. Well around this time last year Joe(who was in Iraq at the time) emailed me and asked if I ever ran into Brandon. I said No. Later that day I went shopping with Ex #2 and I kept staring at this guy that I was convinced I knew. Of course it was Brandon and we had an odd conversation about Joe, et al. That boy makes me nervous for some reason and I can't really pin point it. Well yesterday being the lazy ass that I am, I ordered pizza for dinner instead of cooking, and guess who the delivery guy was? No I used to think he was cute, but not anymore I'm not one to fall for boys in uniform especially a Dominoe's Pizza uniform. On the upside of things, he did just get married and from I hear is going to UT to be a doctor. So I could probably forgive him for the uniform, but the wife would definately got to go. It would never work though, he's so passive(and I know this becuase of Joe). Meet Angela-Last year at Luis' "NewMoney Party", I along with Justin met one of Luis' high school friend's Angela and her not-so-straight-princess-power-bottom boyfriend Eric. At some point Eric either hit on Justin or made that part up, I'm going with the former because I know Justin, he doesn't just make things up. Fast Forward to two months later, we are at dinner at Trudy's for dinner and Justin is retelling the story about Eric to some of our friends and guess who walks in? And guess who was the one being a little to friendly to Justin? A few months later we are at our old stomping grounds, Boyz Cellar, dancing our asses off. At this point you can just replay the 'NewMoney' incident over again, only inside of the club. Cut to last night, after arriving for the party, I'm reintroduced to Angela, her response, "Is he that guy's friend?' yes I am that guy's friend, actually he's a great guy, and he's in New York now, p.s. your boyfriend is a huge HOMO. Ok. I didn't say that but I was thinking it. Angela is a nice girl, I will give her that and her boyfriend is now an ex. Does anyone want to tell me why they think the he's an ex now? Anyone? Meet Ivan-My sister-in-law's date for her high school prom stood her up. She lived in this small down near Corpus, so you can imagine the horror of being stood up on Prom Night, so she called in some back up, her good friend Ivan. Cut to 4 years later and I'm looking at my sister-in-laws prom picture that I have seen millions of times but never bothered to pay attention, I mean really pay atttention and what do I see? I see the guy that Ex #1 dated right before me, hand in hand with my sister-in-law at her prom. I was dumbfounded to say the least and I quickly shared the info about Ivan being a homo to my sister-in-law. Apparently she spread the word to her home town, Ivan hasn't been seen since. -Now the reason behind all of this is because last night Angela and I were talking about how crazy things happen around here all the time; She in fact just ran into a girl that she played softball with in high school who is now a lesbian and possibly becoming a man. Now the part about her being a lesbian doesn't really shock me, I mean she did play softball after all but the becoming the man part really would get to me. So I was sitting here thinking about the events that occurred last night and that moment came up. I seriously don't make this stuff up, I just live it.