Long story short...
I went to a Shotgun wedding like one Mrs. Britney TimberlakeSpearsFerderline, and wound up getting the bestman's phone number(I honestly don't know how I get myself involved in situations like this, I really don't). Well I hung out with him briefly on Friday night and he wants to hang out tommorow. Which is cool and what-not, one tiny problem, he wishes his boyfriend was hot like me...
Out.
Things in the Big Brother house sure are heating up. The recent HoH Kaysar has completely turned the house on it's head and now has control of a very powerful alliance of 6. But as we have learned in previous seasons, someone will always flip there alliance around once they come into power. Don't forget to watch Big Brother 6 tommorow at 8pm.
Homonucleousbootliceous aka Jaime has updated finally.
I wish there was more but you know how it is sometimes...
6 Comments:
It is because you are a manwhore.
look, at the alter, is it a bird? is it a sickly looking giraffe? NO! it's santiago! the Fantabulous Wonderslut!
You are just you and thats why we love you...even though you are a little slutty.
omg i am not a little bit ######...i mean i get mines but still.
god with friends like this...
Oh to be young and slutty again!! You know I'm just jealous!! It comes with age!!
first, tracey, honey... you can be slutty at any age! it's easy, with this nifty thrifty book "how to be slutty way into your 50's" by non other than our resident wonderslut, Santisha "LikeThrowingASausageDownAHallway" Jerome.
oh and wonderslut, update, i'm tired of reading about shotgun weddings.
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