I am so bad

I completely forgot to set Survivor to record tonight and I was completely bummed. Then I called my friend Juan and the convo went like this: Me: Girl, can u please record Survivor for me tonight? Juan: The only VHS I have to record over is porn. Me: The one I let u borrow? Juan: Yea Me: Fuck it, put some tape over the lil hole, and record over it. Juan: You sure? Me: Yea it's for Survivor, and I'll will just go buy more porn later. Juan: Shut up stupid. I seriously need to find a place that has reality addicts annoymous