Who would have I called?

OK so Paris got her cell phone hacked over the weekend...he he...that's kinda of funny (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,148217,00.html) so if I had read about this sooner, who would I have called? definately Andy Roddick-cause he's hot Jermaine Dupri-just to ask how Janet is doing. Christina Aguilera-To ask when her next cd will be coming out. Lindsey Lohan-Cause she is hot. ok im done :-)