More Funny Quotes

Just wanted to once again remind you how funny I am. Random Idiocy: Jaime: What the fuck is wrong with you? Santi: Oh you know, drugs and stuff. -Fun times at Pier 1 Jaime: You done making brownies gurl? Santi: No gurl, i made pudding. -i swear to god we're all waaaay to comfortable with each other velvetsaje: when a boy wants your ding ding, you give him your ding ding. -sage advice from LaSanti Santi: If I have to take you out fo here kicking and screaming I will. Jaime: What? Santi: I don't know. Where are we? Who are you? Jaime: You want a pierced dick so you can find whatevers stuck up your ass. Santi: Oh, THERE are my keys! There's more...but i dont wanna toot my own horn...he he